10 Ways to Increase UR Khama Footprint

2007-06-27T15:07:00.000-07:00

1) Hug a Demoncrat. They're not feeling "The Love" this election season. So buy 'em a Coke and teach 'em to sing.
2) Say a prayer to help Hillary and Bill's marriage. It will be interesting to see how the 1st Man will handle the dessert selection at the Inaugural Dinner. Will he serve "After Dinner Stogies"? 3) Start a "Feed the Polar Bears" campaign by sending all the cows to arctic circle. This may earn you an extra karma point for reducing greenhouse gases.
4) Buy land in southern Georgia and build condos for the Baby Boomers. This will provide housing for snowbirds flocking north as the polar ice caps melt.
5) Since Cindy Sheehan needs a job, give her one cleaning toilets at Texas rest stops.
6) Show a film at Sundance titled - "An Unconvincing Lie" - subtitle "How Whitewater Caused Chad to Drown in Florida."
7) Give Osama Bin Laden a green card. Donate a kidney to Osama for an extra 25 karma points.
8) Make Hugo Chavez Time's "Man of the Year" for 2008. He won the popular vote and got cheated by the editorial vote. Chad must have been on that committee as well.
9) Vote for Bill Clinton for the Democratic "Vice" Presidential ticket. and finally....

10) Raise taxes to 65% for incomes over $25K/year, create a national healthcare system, eliminate mortgage interest deductions, raise interest rates to 15%, help the Iraqi government build 5 nuclear reactors, and convert the dollar to a peso. Oops, sorry for that. It was a surprise in 2009.

Increase UR Karma Footprint

10 Ways to Increase UR Khama Footprint